Inevitably, the Snakes on a Plane film name variations are doing the rounds at the moment, and yo-ho-ho if some of them aren’t actually vaguely amusing. But this is one of those lovely occasions where reality trumps most of the obvious gags; this is how I am able to present, with an entirely straight face, and no mugging whatso’ver ma’am, no:
I expect by now you’d like to know a bit about the plot. Here’s imdb’s summary of the film:
Country singers on their way to Nashville have car trouble, forcing them to stop at an old haunted mansion. Soon they realize that the house is not only haunted, but is also the headquarters of a ring of international spies after a top secret formula for rocket fuel.
Sadly, HIAHH is one of the lowest rated indie films on imdb. I can only hope a similar fate doesn’t befall SOAP.
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